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Scenes from the Hat – 2002 (2)

on December 29, 2009

Scenes from the Hat: Words exchanged between Gandalf and the Balrog on the way to the bottom of Khazad-dum (6/17/02)

  • B: So, what’s up? G: Everybody else, I think! (No Text)— Earendil The Mariner
  • B: So I guess this means I can not pass? G: You’re a bit slow, aren’t you? (No Text)— esiwmas
    • —LOL! (No Text)— Mrs. Boromir
  • Good grief, old chap, you’ve let things slide a bit down here. Maid’s day off, is it? (No Text)— Greenwood Hobbit
  • G: I thought I made it clear that whole ‘whips and leathers’ thing was over between us? (No Text)— greendragon
  • Gandalf: Got any sixes? Balrog: Go Fish. (No Text)— Gaffer
  • Gandalf grumbles: It’s times like these I wish Balrogs had wings… or do they…THUNK. (No Text)— Nimfalma Took
  • B: Could you PLEASE try to keep your robes from blowing up over your head!” (No Text)— Mrs. Boromir
    • —G: You know you like it. ::wink wink:: (No Text)— Jennie
  • Gandalf thinks to himself: “Good, at least I’ll have something to land on.” (No Text)— luinfalathiel
  • G-“Now I’m Free….” B&G-“I’m Free-Fallin…” (No Text)— Foe-Hammer_of_Gondolin
    • —lol: good one Foe! (No Text)— Eirhren
  • Movie Quotes — TheLidlessEye –
    Balrog: “I’ve never lost a fight!”
    Gandalf: “Except to a crippled old man just now.”
    – The Mask Of Zorro
    Balrog: “We’re dropping 2,000 feet!”
    Gandalf: “It’s all right, dear. Don’t start worrying ’til we get down 1,999. The last foot is dangerous.”
    – Never Give A Sucker An Even Break
    Balrog: “I can fly!”
    Gandalf: “That isn’t flying, that is falling with style!”
    – Toy Story

    • —Haha! That’s great! — Marigold Gamgee — “It’s falling with style!” LOLOL!!
  • Balrog: “I thought luinfalathiel did Scenes from the Hat!” Gandalf: “Noooo, now it’s Mrs. Boromiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrr……..” (No Text)— Wídfara
    • —Wow! Gandalf mentioned my name?! (No Text)— Mrs. Boromir
      • Hey, I’m pretty alarmed that the Balrog mentioned MY name!! (No Text)— luinfalathiel
        • *sing-song voice* I think he’s got his eye on you! — Mrs. Boromir
          His good eye, not the one that got singed back in 1252.
      • I might have mentioned something — Wídfara
        to him about you. Let’s see. What was it? Oh, yes, on two occasions.
        Several years ago he was worried about the future of the line of the Stewards of Gondor, specifically, about finding a suitable mate for Faramir. He had heard that Eowyn might be interested in Faramir, and he had also heard about your romantic interest in Faramir. Gandalf asked me what I thought (he knows that I keep my ear to the ground). Frankly, Mrs. B, I told G that I thought Eowyn would make a better Queen (Princess, whatever) of Ithilien. I’m sorry, but with all your duties in Minnesota AND your interest in Faramir’s brother, that was my advice.
        And the second time, Gandalf was going to Bree on some errand, and I asked him if he would pick up some Milk Duds for you.

        • *pouts* I’ll get over it. — Mrs. Boromir
          LOL, Wid! You’re a hoot!
  • Balrog to G: I’ve always loved you. — Jennie — (Apologies to The Blues Brothers)
    • Is that a Bud-lite? — Go-Helm — Taking it a different direction.
  • Oh look. I got a 5.9 from Aragorn (No Text)— TheLidlessEye
  • You know, this might be our last few minutes alive. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? (No Text)— TheLidlessEye
    • **in a Mark Hamill voice** NOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (No Text)— Nomad
      • How about in a Mark Hamill whine: But I was going to go into town and get some power converters! (No Text)— MrCere
        • Or how about a Hayden Christian whine: “Well I couldn’t find one with an open cockpit!” (No Text)— Marigold Gamgee
    • I think so, Gandalf. But aren’t orcs allergic to strawberry bubble bath? (No Text)— Jennie
      • ROFL! — Marigold Gamgee — *narf*
  • Whazzup? (No Text)— Goeth-Helm
    • Don’t you mean Whazzdown? (No Text)— TheLidlessEye
      • — *ba-da bump* oh! (No Text)— Goeth-Helm
  • G: ‘Are they still watching?’ B: ‘No I don’t think so’ … … — Nomad
    G: Fantastic!! I’m glad we working this out ahead of time.
    B: No kidding. I soooo need a vacation.
    G: Let’s head up top after and shoot off some fireworks to complete the show.
    B: Grey Pilgrim, You’re the best!!

    • LMAO! (No Text)— Mrs. Boromir
  • G: so… (long silence) B: yup…. (long silence) G: How’s the family? B: Oh, they’re good.. How’s the wizard thing workin’ out fer ya? G: oh, just fine…just fine… (long silence til they hit the water) (No Text)— Eirhren
    • ROTF! (No Text)— Mrs. Boromir
  • “Aaaaaahhhhhhhh…” — Vidstige —
    Stop screaming, look at each other.
    Start screaming again.
    Stop screaming again and look at each other.
    Gandalf: “This is like a totally deep hole.”
    Balrog: “Yeah. Do you wanna play 20 questions or something?”
    (Apologies to Bill & Ted)

  • So, a funny thing happened to me on the way to. . . (No Text)— Goeth-Helm
  • Pardon me, sir, but do you have any Grey Poupon? (No Text)— Wingfooted
  • I guess that settles the wings debate (No Text)— TheLidlessEye
  • I see you had the Vindaloo (No Text)— TheLidlessEye
  • Balrog: “So tell me more about this ‘secret fire’ stuff. You need a permit?” (No Text)— Mrs. Boromir
  • Got a light? (No Text)— TheLidlessEye
  • Balrog: CANONBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!! (No Text)— Gaffer
  • Gandalf: “You ever heard of Listerine?” — Nomad —
    Balrog: “No, you ever heard of Speed Stick!?”

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