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Scenes from the Hat – 2002 (4)

on December 29, 2009

Original Post
SFTH Conversation between the two Kings of the Argonath.

  • “Y’know Isie, Legolas isn’t the only one with a butt like granite” (No Text)Celede
  • “When the light is just right, I believe I can see into Galadriel’s flet!” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
    • Citizen’s Arrest! Citizen’s Arrest! —Wídfara
      *shakes head disapprovingly* Now that’s just wrong … : – )
      • What does that Shiriff think he’s paid for —Eowyn of Penns Woods
        —propping up a bar at the nearest tavern?
      • Yeah, but the Kings are harmless. (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
  • NI! (No Text)Heaven’s Songbird
    • “And bring us . . . a shrubbery!” (No Text)Curious
  • “999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall . . .” (No Text)Curious
    • “I lost count again! I guess we’ll have to start over…” (No Text)Marigold Gamgee
    • ROTFLOL!! good one!! that’s what I would be doing. (No Text)Manveri
  • Gimme five! (No Text)Marigold Gamgee
  • Hey – that one has my sword! (No Text)Uitlander
    • and my bow … and my axe … Oh, wait. Wrong scene. (No Text)Wídfara
      • You shall not pass! …oops wrong scene again. (No Text)jayjay
  • “Hmph! Here we stand like two trolls in the sun!” (No Text)Eowyn of Penns Woods
  • “You know, I’m only doing this darn movie as a favor to Peter.” “I just hope we don’t end up on some godawful poster.” (No Text)Lottelita
  • This nail polish takes FOREVER to dry! (No Text)Eorlinga
  • “Spash, gurgle, sploosh, splash, splish, spash, splash….” —Blue Wizard
    (insert C&H here) STOP THAT! You’re gonna make me have to go the bathroom!
  • “Isie, you want me to flick Gollum off your shoulder again?” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
  • “How come we never get past the first line of “stop in the name of love”? (No Text)Nimfalma Took
  • Say. How would I look as a bookend? (No Text)Wídfara
  • “Damn, I’ve got that itch again. And there would have to be people around.” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
  • “You are now entering a Neighbourhood Watch area…” (No Text)Ufthak
  • *looking over at Isildur* Nice hands. Palmolive? (No Text)Wídfara
  • Hey wasn’t I holding an axe before? —Nomad
    “Yeah, I think we both were?”
    “Where did these swords come from!?”
    “Maybe the powers that be felt that the sword was more iconic in the genre and would be more widely accepts than an axe.”
    “You mean like when they changed the name of that Harry Potter movie to ‘Sorceror’s Stone’?
    “Exactly”

    • I’m not going to axe you again. —Wídfara
      Leave it be, big guy!
  • Long have I desired to look on our heir. What’s that saying– “be careful what you ask for”? (No Text)L. Ron Halfelven
  • “You shall not pass…you shall not p…hey, they’re passing! This never works.” (No Text)Scout B
    • I heard they are installing photo radar soon… (No Text)Foe-Hammer_of_Gondolin
      • Yes, they are gonna have those little cameras installed on top of their big toes. (No Text)Goeth-Helm
  • “Talk to the HAND, cause the face don’t wanna hear it!” (No Text)Foe-Hammer_of_Gondolin
  • “You put your left arm in, you put your left arm out” —Foe-Hammer_of_Gondolin
    EVERYONE!
    “You do the hokey pokey…”
  • “Hey, Anárion, you can see the Mall of America from here.” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
    • Isn’t it visible from outer space? —Celandine Brandybuck
      I know, I know, not really. But walking around it is like making the trek to Mordor…
      • It’s all the orcs inside. (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
      • You would know. —Wídfara
        Sorry, Celandine. I couldn’t resist. You shouldn’t leave yourself open like that! : – )
        • Humph. —Celandine Brandybuck
          Are you implying that I’ve made the trek to Mordor? Sam would kill me if I tried anything. I’ve only traveled from Lórien to Dale, thank you very much. The return journey is more fun, if slower. *vbg*
          But I went to the M of A more often than I should when I lived in the Twin Cities!

          • By all means, slow down! *vbg indeed* (No Text)Wídfara
  • “Knock, knock…” (No Text)Wídfara
  • “Crikey, they look just like ants from up here.” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
  • Isildur, gesturing at self and pointing at Anarion: You’ve got a thing … a little … bird’s nest over your eye there.” (No Text)Wídfara
  • my brother and I were JUST having this conversation not one hour ago! Nyére
    We were listening to the soundtrack in the car and when we got to the appropriate part, I said that the Pillars scene was my favorite one. A conversation about what they were thinking ensued.
    “Pull my finger” or “Good *god* my arm is tired”
    My brother also suggested alternate positions for the pillars, including:
    -Both pillars in a reclining position
    -One pointing off to the side and the other holding a sign that said “Hey, you’re going the wrong way, our kingdom and treasure is over there”
    -One in the ‘mooning’ position, the other one with his middle finger out
    ..Well, I think it’s odd, anyway, that we were just talking about that… clearly Mrs. Boromir and my brother are on the same brain wave.

  • No, it’s MY turn to sing the lead on “Stop! In the Name of Love” for the next river tour group! (No Text)Annael
  • From my boyfriend’s stoned roommate — “Stop: Hammer time!” (No Text)Lottelita
  • “My arm’s getting really tired!” (No Text)Marigold Gamgee
  • I like this one —Ugly Troll
    King One: Hey, those boats didn’t stop!
    King Two: Argh! I hate when that happens.
    King One: Do you have any loose rocks about you can shake off at him?
    King Two: Nah, I used the last loose one to pick off an orc yesterday.
    King One: Ya know, we could probably be a lot more effective if we weren’t stoned all the time.

  • Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon? (No Text)Wídfara
    • aaaa! run away, run away!! (No Text)greenleafphf
    • Oh, behave! (No Text)Uitlander
      • you started it.. 😉 (No Text)woodelf1
        • That’s tellin’ her! *gently pushes woodelf1 forward* (No Text)Wídfara
          • *ouch* not so hard! —woodelf1
            i think i’m scared! i didn’t mean it! *runs and hides*
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