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Scenes from the Hat – 2002 (5)

on December 29, 2009

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Scenes from the Hat: Elrond’s parting words as the Fellowship leaves Rivendell:
—Wídfara (6/21/02) —

Mrs. Boromir is out of pocket this weekend. (Apparently, she and Faramir are on a Disney cruise on the Bay of Belfalas.) In her absence, and with bows to luinfalathiel and Mrs. B, I offer this SCENES FROM THE HAT.

  • Elrond: “Bye bye boys! Have fun storming the volcano!” Glorfindel: “Think it’ll work?” Elrond: “It would take a miracle.” (No Text)Silverlode
  • I would have quite liked to try sending them home tied up in a sack, but Gandalf insisted….. (No Text)greendragon
  • Good, with that Onering gone, my crown/tiara/forehead accessory thing is now the finest piece of jewelry in Rivendell again. 🙂 (No Text)esiwmas
  • Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart and you’ll never walk alo-oooone! (No Text)Clueless_I
  • Ah, now I have time to take a nice strawberry bubble bath! (No Text)Shadowfaxrules
  • (to Arwen) Look, I don’t mind your boyfriend coming to visit, but you have to stop telling him to bring those weird little friends of his! (No Text)luinfalathiel
  • Wait!!!! You forgot sunscreen!!!! (No Text)Dolaurwen
  • Glorfindel, lower the disco ball, fire up Gloria Gaynor, fetch our feather headdresses and let’s bring the Last Homely House down! (No Text)lumpkin
    • Y M C A…..(all together) Y M C A (No Text)Enchantress
      • A. M. A. N.!! Oh, it’s great to live in A. M. A. N.!! — Marigold Gamgee
        • “You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal … ” (No Text)luinfalathiel
          • Hobbits! Come & do this for us, I said… (No Text)Dolaurwen
  • Arwen, I just know that dwarf stole towels from his room – put the cost on Gloin’s bill. (No Text)Annael
  • Are you gettin’ a taxi cab to Mordor .. if so — NotAnElf
    “May the cars line up in their places”
  • Thank heavens – they’re gone…. (No Text)Enchantress
  • *aside to Glorfindel* Elrond: “Betcha five dollars we’ll never see them again.” Glorfindel: “Make it $10 and you’re on.” (No Text)Wídfara
  • don’t forget to ring.. — NotAnElf
    I mean the ring…
  • Bring me back a t-shirt. (No Text)cabbage’n’taters
  • finally, farewell, fellows (No Text)Arador
  • “So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, goodnight!” (No Text)Eledhwen
  • Kommen sie wieder wenn sie nicht so lange bleiben kann. — Gaffer
    Roughly translated: Come again when you can’t stay so long.
  • “Oh, and Frodo… — Nazgûy
    …get me one of those nice souveniers that says “The Fellowship went to Mordor and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”
  • On your way now*yawn* you’ve taken up so much of my time! (No Text)Elbereth Tinuviel
  • Don’t let the door. . . — Fladrif
  • Don’t forget to bring me something!! (No Text)Wídfara
  • I don’t suppose I’ll see any of you again! (No Text)Eledhwen

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