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Scenes from the Hat – 2002 (6)

on December 29, 2009

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SCENES FROM THE HAT: Overheard at Bilbo’s Birthday Party
(No Text) — Mrs. Boromir (7/1/02)

  • “You’re only going to eat 11 helpings?? You eat like an elf!” (No Text)esiwmas
  • Hobbit #1, with a sneer: “*This* beer isn’t proper 1420!” Hobbit #2: “But it’s not 1420 yet!” Hobbit #1: “Oh. My bad. Good beer!!” (No Text)Wídfara
    • “and it’s free!” (No Text)Patty
      • Hobbit # Wídfara: “FREE?!” *chug chug chug* (No Text)Wídfara
  • “Do you reckon that her foot hair is really blonde?” (No Text)Pipe to Nul
  • Here…finest weed in the *cough* South Farthing… *cough* (No Text)Uitlander
    • Dude…I’ve got the munchies! (No Text)humblehobbit
      • yo, try some of this cherry tart…wow… (No Text)Uitlander
        • It’s HUGE! (No Text)Scout B
          • Thanks…. (No Text)MrCere
            • [eye roll so severe that they may not return to normal state] (No Text)Scout B
  • “He doesn’t look a day over eleventy.” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
  • Did I say Springle-ring? I meant to say, let’s do the Gator. (No Text)L. Ron Halfelven
    • LOL – now there’s an image. (No Text)Annael
  • Sam: Rosie, met me behind the Party Tree in fifteen minutes . . . (No Text)Samantha Baggins
  • Merry: “I dare you to tie Gandalf’s shoelaces together.” —Ugly Troll Pippin: “OK”
  • Rosie: “I don’t know, Sam’s pretty cute . . . besides, have you seen how *big* his feet are?” (No Text)Samantha Baggins
  • Mr. Proudfeet: “Heh heh…it’s really ProudFOOT…” (No Text)Mrs. Boromir
  • By Lobelia–“Otho, grab a couple extra pieces of that cake!” (No Text)Patty
    • “quick, put those beer steins in my purse!” (No Text)Annael
      • “… And the coffee spoons …” (No Text)Idril Celebrindal
        • “I’ll have that flower vase on the table. He’s got more of ’em!” (No Text)Patty

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