Mathom House

An archive of threads from the good old days of TORn …

Secret Agent Sam

on December 29, 2009

Secret Agent Sam

In the Shire when secrets are a-brewing
It’s best to keep an eye on just what the gardener’s doing
You’ll think he’s raking leaves
In fact, he’s dropping eaves –
Master conspirator: Samwise Gamgee

Secret agent Sam – secret agent Sam
They know he knows his taters –
They don’t know he knows the truth

Outside you’ll find the verge could stand some clipping
Inside the mask of secrecy is slipping
Ah, be careful what you say
When you hear the shears in play –
Master conspirator: Samwise Gamgee

Secret agent Sam – secret agent Sam
They know he knows his taters –
They don’t know he knows the truth

(Merry and Pippin, of course, dance on table during guitar solo)
(repeat chorus)

Doubtless the tasks he’s working on since dawn
Are tending the hedges, gardens, and lawns –
Oh, he seems beyond suspicion
But he’s embraced his mission –
Master conspirator: Samwise Gamgee

Secret agent Sam – secret agent Sam
They know he knows his taters –
They don’t know he knows the truth

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