SCENES FROM THE HAT: Books found in Sauron’s library Mrs. Boromir (7/10/02)
- “Who Moved My Ring?” (No Text) Annael
- Darn! (No Text) Twilight Mere
- The Lonely Planet Guide to Mordor (No Text) luinfalathiel
- “Lord of the Flies” hey, you gotta start small. 🙂 (No Text) esiwmas
- Everything I Ever Really Needed To Know, I Learned In Eregion (No Text) Eowyn of Penns Woods
- Bridget Jones’s Diary (No Text) bunny of many colors
- Frodo Shrugged (No Text) Wídfara
- Don Quixote of la Shire (No Text) Pennadariel
- Ophthalmology for Dummies (No Text) Eledhwen
- The Joy of Hex (No Text) HRHArwen
- Mordor on $5 a Day (No Text) Mrs. Boromir
- The Fine Art of Friendly Persuasion (No Text) HRHArwen
- Travels with My Ent (No Text) Mrs. Boromir
- The Whole Middle Earth Catalogue (No Text) Blue Wizard
- Nazgul for Dummies, or Growing your finger back in 12 easy steps. (No Text) Enchantress
- A Tale of Two Towers (Dickens revision) (No Text) Nomad
- LOL Very good!! (No Text) Ginger
- Chicken Soup for the Maia Soul (No Text) Celandine Brandybuck
- Microsoft’s Ledger of course (No Text) Gaffer
- How to Eliminate Elves and Other Household Pests (No Text) Uitlander
- “How to Find Anyone Anywhere” (No Text) Morwen
- “It’s Okay to Delegate Authority” (c. 1600 S.A.) (No Text) Soothfast
- If You Give an Orc a Cookie… (No Text) Mrs. Boromir
- “Me, Myself, and Eye” (No Text) The White Rider
- LOL! I like it! (No Text) Mrs. Boromir
- “How to minimize stress and conflict in the workplace” (No Text) The White Rider
- Shouldn’t that be “maximize”? (No Text) Soothfast
- that’s true! (No Text) Bifur
- d’oh! (No Text) The White Rider
- Shouldn’t that be “maximize”? (No Text) Soothfast
- “Volcanology and Blacksmithing — Together at Last” (No Text) Soothfast
- The Catcher in the Eye (No Text) Nomad
- “An extensive guide to forging techniques” (No Text) The White Rider
- Visine 2002 Catalog of Products (No Text) Nomad
- “How to Work With a Difficult Boss” (1st ed.) (No Text) Soothfast
- Halfling Torture Techniques: A history (No Text) Nomad
- The Zen Guide to Palantír Maintenance (No Text) Celandine Brandybuck
- So You Want to Build a Tower (No Text) Soothfast
- An Opthamalogist’s Guide for Eye Conditions (No Text) Mrs. Boromir
- What to Expect When You’re Expecting Orcs (No Text) Celandine Brandybuck
- “7 Habits of Highly Effective Evil Overlords” (No Text) Annael
- “How to Grow Uruk-Hai” (No Text) Ginger
- “Easy-to-learn Cooking while still being able to boss a bunch of Orcs around.” (No Text) Frodosgurl
- “How to take over Middle-earth and Make Pretty Rings at the Same Time.” (No Text) Frodosgurl
- Harlequin Romance Volume 78: “Arwen’s Innocence” lumpkin
I think he’s secretly a lonely misanthropic chap with a romantic heart! Either that or he likes the idea of how mad Elrond would be if he knew Arwen posed for the revealing picture on the cover. - Machiavelli’s “The Little Prince” DiamondTook
A charming allegory in which all of the whimsical and delightful cast of characters are executed… - “Taking over the world for Dummies” (No Text) The White Rider